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How To Be A Dad

  • fresh10 Twisted But Not Too Twisted Family Comics
    We live in dark times. So who needs anymore offensive, insensitive douchbaggery? No thanks. But! There’s an amazing middle ground between the stupid silliness of a kid’s candy-wrapper joke and the going-to-hell-in-handbasket darkness of some joke…
    - 35 mins ago, 17 Aug 17, 2:56am -
  • My Wife Just Said… #327
    Tomorrow is the first day of school. The kids are in bed. We are about to sit down on the couch to get some adult time. Things are moving faster than ever, but summer has this indescribable ability to go both too fast and too slow simultaneously. It…
    - 2 days ago, 15 Aug 17, 3:17am -
  • Game Of Thrones: Family Edition (Spoilers)
    If you’ve ever lived in or near construction, or experienced the joys of having loud children, well then this scene is for you. When my son was first was born there was CONSTANT construction. It made our lives hell. Sort of like the hell that Dany…
    - 6 days ago, 11 Aug 17, 3:25am -
  • Just You Try Not to Smile at this Pregnancy Reveal
    There are some moments people share online that are just so rad and uplifting, you can’t help but explode with joy (on a good day) or at least crack a smile with a pleased nod (when you’re having a terrible day). This is one of those moments. The…
    - 7 days ago, 10 Aug 17, 12:46am -
  • My Wife Just Said… #326
    Sometimes we put off things, kidding ourselves that they won’t be so bad when we do them later. HAH! I’m not sure how we fool ourselves into these utter interplanetary flights of fancy. Maybe it’s that our distaste for a task is so extreme that…
    - 9 days ago, 7 Aug 17, 5:59pm -
  • The Hairdresser Who Stole My Little Boy
    It had been a long while since my son had a haircut. It really wasn’t for any other reason than procrastination and the fact that he just didn’t give a single bother. His hair was swiftly approaching a Musketeer’s length, though, so we started…
    - 13 days ago, 4 Aug 17, 12:32am -
  • The Toddler Survival Guide You Need
    Listen, we’re in the kid survival business. Always have been. It’s important to have lots of tools under your belt as a parent. Ignore all the fear-mongering from experts who’d have you believe there’s one right way to do things as a parent.…
    - 14 days ago, 3 Aug 17, 5:34am -
  • Amazing Disney Villain Makeup
    I’ve tried painting my kid’s face before. It didn’t go spectacularly well. I was going for a tiger and he wound up looking like he fell asleep face-first on a pile of Reese’s peanut butter cups. But kids are so generous about terrible things,…
    - 15 days ago, 1 Aug 17, 8:42pm -
  • Drama, It’s What’s for Dinner (Video Compilation)
    I can’t personally remember being an absolute douchecanoe about food when I was a kid. Then I thought this might be some kind of self-imposed amnesia our bodies perform, because if they didn’t, we might not procreate as a species if we had crysta…
    - 19 days ago, 28 Jul 17, 7:13pm -

Daddy Types

  • Mrs. Stern's Lamborghini Is For Sale
    <p><img alt="mrs_stern_pink_espada.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/mrs_stern_pink_espada.jpg" width="620" height="465" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></p><p>Mrs. Stern of Hyde Park…
    - 32 days ago, 16 Jul 17, 2:38am -
  • SLEEP, Pleaded David Shrigley
    <p><img alt="david_shrigley_sleep.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/david_shrigley_sleep.jpg" width="525" height="742" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /><br /><small><em>Untitled</em>, 2…
    - 40 days ago, 8 Jul 17, 12:08pm -
  • Moccasins Made From Care Bear Pelts, By Freshly Picked
    <p><img alt="fp-x-care-bear_colabo_shoes.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/fp-x-care-bear_colabo_shoes.jpg" width="525" height="338" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></p><p>I see these…
    - 49 days ago, 29 Jun 17, 2:03am -
  • Baby's First Mall Hangout
    <p><img alt="kid_porcupine_quill.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/kid_porcupine_quill.jpg" width="500" height="667" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></p><p>Oh things are quiet around…
    - 93 days ago, 16 May 17, 3:30pm -
  • Pour One Out For Baby Daddy IPA
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">enjoying the last batch of <a href="https://twitter.com/SpeakeasyBeer">@SpeakeasyBeer</a>, fixture of olde 90s SF <a href="https://t.co/JJHJu1QEIJ">pic.twitter.com/JJHJu1QEIJ</a>…
    - 12 Mar 17, 7:11pm -
  • Look At Where We Are. Look At Where We Started.
    <p><img alt="cakepop_emoji.png" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/cakepop_emoji.png" width="320" height="160" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></p><p>One day you're checking into the hospit…
    - 23 Feb 17, 12:41pm -
  • Bambinooo By Cucula: Enzo Mari X Refugee Colabo
    <p><img alt="cucula_bambinooo_kids_bench.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/archive/cucula_bambinooo_kids_bench.jpg" width="500" height="500" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;" /></p><p>In late 201…
    - 21 Feb 17, 2:59am -
  • Eliot Porter Photograph Of His Son
    <p><a href="http://daddytypes.com/archive/eliot_porter_baby_swann_723990.jpg"><img alt="eliot_porter_baby_swann_723990.jpg" src="http://daddytypes.com/assets_c/2017/02/eliot_porter_baby_swann_723990-thumb-525x688-15276.jpg" width="525" height="688" c…
    - 9 Feb 17, 11:43am -
  • The Top 10 Humidifiers To Get When Your 9yo Has Croup
    <p>It's 10 o'clock on Saturday night, and your 9yo is making agony faces like a telenovela diva and barking like a seal colony because she's got croup.</p><p>What are the best humidifiers to buy so your kid, and by extension, you and the rest of th…
    - 6 Feb 17, 4:59pm -
  • GET 2017 HEALTH COVERAGE TODAY THROUGH THE ACA
    <p>The deadline for applying for health coverage under the Affordable Care Act is tonight, January 31st. If you need or want health insurance for 2017, go register at <a href="http://www.healthcare.gov">HealthCare.gov TODAY. LIKE RIGHT NOW.</a></p>…
    - 1 Feb 17, 12:43am -

Ask Your Dad Blog

  • 8 Positive Wonder Woman Toys - Dad Picks (Mom Edition)
    Hey everyone! Stevie here. I asked John if I could write this round-up because of how much I have loved Wonder Woman lately.Here's the thing, my daughter has always loved super heroes. For years she cycled through all her favorite Justice League ch…
    - 74 days ago, 3 Jun 17, 9:04pm -
  • 10 Best Star Wars Toys for Kids - Dad Picks
    We're a Star Wars Family. It was one of my stipulations of becoming a family. I said, "Stevie, we can make tiny humans, but I need to be able to buy them lots of Star Wars stuff. She really wanted to make tiny humans, and moderately enjoyed Star Wars…
    - 80 days ago, 28 May 17, 7:36pm -
  • Sleep and Hard Decisions
    Sometimes the sponsored posts are fun. I get to try something new, sync up with a bunch of cool people, and make a few bucks to keep this blog running. This one was not as fun. It brought up some hard decisions. It caused some difficult discussions.…
    - 28 Apr 17, 3:15pm -
  • Things We Tried - Do Your Part(ner) Follow Up!
    This post is sponsored by my long-time friends at Plum Organics.So a few weeks ago Stevie and I made a fun video and took the Plum Organics Pledge to Do Your Part(ner). The pledge wasn’t just to get jiggy with it (yes I just typed that) but also t…
    - 27 Feb 17, 10:39pm -
  • Stevie and John Talk about Sex, and Being Parents, and Kids, and Stuff [Video]
    This post is sponsored by my long-time friends at Plum Organics.So… yeah. A baby food brand asked me to create a post about sex. Why? (You and I both ask simultaneously?) Well, I believe the first reason is that sex means more babies and babies l…
    - 10 Feb 17, 3:54pm -
  • Horrible Moments in Parenting #3569
    Last week during dinner I was trying to ask Duchess about her day and she matter-of-factly told me that she didn't feel like talking. A few minutes later she had chewed her tortilla into the shape of a star and was remarkably proud of herself. "Loo…
    - 27 Jan 17, 3:43pm -
  • The King of Soup is Me
    I have partnered with Life of Dad and Idahoan® Foods for this campaign, but all opinions expressed above are unbiased and true. For instance, the soup is actually as good as I say it is. Seriously. It's exceed all my expectations.It's January an…
    - 26 Jan 17, 3:56pm -
  • In Defense of Santa
    The other day, a buddy of mine posted an article about how lying to your kids about Santa is bad for them. He agreed with the article. I disagreed. We're still friends. No big deal. BUT at one point in the conversation he said, "I still have yet to f…
    - 9 Dec 16, 5:52pm -
  • 3 Simple Reasons Why Voting is Important
    I wrote this in 2008. I still believe every word of it. Voting is important. It is our obligation. It is our privilege. It is what makes us American.Why I Vote ( Written November 2008) I voted early yesterday. I stood in line for forty-five minutes…
    - 31 Oct 16, 2:45pm -
  • I Still Believe
    Last night I went to a political debate at the middle school near my house. There, my friend Zach Robinson sat with his Republican opponent Robert Spendlove at table in front of about 40 people. The two of them talked about what mattered to them, and…
    - 14 Oct 16, 2:53am -

Beta Dad

  • #BeTheSolution to End Domestic Violence
    I have a lot of disclosures to make. This is a sponsored post, which means, yes, I'm getting paid for it. Also, I have to disclose that I tried to back out of writing it because I didn't think I had anything to add to the conversation. I was supposed…
    - 12 Dec 14, 8:46pm -
  • SHE ALWAYS GETS EVERYTHING RIGHT!
    One day I went to the Celebration of Writing.It was today actually; but as I learned at the event, good stories usually start with "One day..."The participants were the 26 kids in my girls' kindergarten class. They had been working on writing and…
    - 14 Nov 14, 8:15am -
  • Champagne Girls!
    I wrote something for the New York Times today, and they called me a blogger. So here I am, posting something on my blog!This pretty much explains everything about my kids these days.The kids are in kindergarten now, and loving it. We did…
    - 31 Oct 14, 3:23pm -
  • Talking about Death and Asking for Help
    In a few hours, my wife and I are meeting with a lawyer to sign the final version of the living will we set up for our kids. A couple weeks ago, we sat down in a comfy law office and hashed out the details of who would take care of our kids, our medi…
    - 27 Jun 14, 3:22pm -
  • Good Morning, Five-Year-Olds
    My mom still calls my sisters and me on the eves of our respective birthdays to say, "Goodnight, x-year-old." Then the next day, she calls again and says, "Good morning x+1-year-old!" She's been doing that since before I was born, I think. But she di…
    - 25 Jun 14, 8:44pm -
  • The Mother's Day Father's Day Birthday Post.
    There is so much stuff I've meant to write here, but I just can't seem to get around to it. I've been doing quite a bit of freelancing, and carpentry, and parenting, and volunteer stuff for the school where the girls will go to kindergarten next year…
    - 10 Jun 14, 5:38pm -
  • Remember Four and Three Quarters
    We're having good days these days; some of them back-to-back.It's a jinx to mention this, I know;But a curse to forgetWe've had self-control,Backed away from the bitter brink,Negotiated like neighborly nation states.It's a sweet spot.Even th…
    - 21 Mar 14, 8:50am -
  • Just in case you thought I was dead
    Hi! I'm not dead! I've been really busy building stuff and doing kid stuff, and doing some writing, but not so much in this space. Life is full and rich and interesting and dizzying. This just occurred to me: Kids, like grownups, are sometimes inco…
    - 5 Mar 14, 6:32pm -
  • The Time I Took My Daughters to Hooters
    I had hoped I would be able to swing by my house before going to Hooters.  I had been building cabinets all day and didn't really want to show up in grungy work clothes, my face and arms smeared with a paste of sweat and sawdust.  But traffic was b…
    - 8 Jan 14, 3:00pm -
  • That's Not Fair: Teaching Kids to Share
    This was first published in San Diego Uptown News********  “MADDY’S NOT SHARING!”  This tearful, gasping lament regularly resounds through our house.The counteraccusation--“LIVVY’S STEALING MY STUFF!”--inevitably follo…
    - 3 Jan 14, 10:44pm -